Indiana Jones really should have just stayed as far away as possible from Nazis (pretty much a good lesson for anyone). Did he manage to do anything to them? Well, they did manage to kill themselves by pissing off God when they opened the Ark of the Covenant while Indiana shut his eyes and thought happy thoughts about museums and how creepy his students were. Did Indiana really need to be there for that? Plus, if he hadn't interfered, maybe they would have gone back to Germany and presented it to Hitler. Indiana Jones may have saved Hitler. And did Indiana really need to LEAD the Nazis to the temple where the Holy Grail was hidden? The evil Nazi-loving businessman aged himself to death by accident, and then the Holy Grail was lost forever while the old knight stared daggers at Indiana, thinking "Man, I've been waiting here for a thousand years for this?"
The Real Hero: God
What It Was Called: Indiana Jones (Raiders of the Lost Ark/Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade)
What It Should Have Been Called: Indiana Jones and the Nazis Who Thought They Could Outsmart God
via: http://www.collegehumor.com
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